1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and  has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
 
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
 
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
  
     Signed

     Tiger Woods