The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50* F (10* C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Texans die of exposure.
Canadians plant gardens.

35* F (1.6* C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32* F (0* C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0* F (-17.9* C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60* F (-51* C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100* F (-73* C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173* F (-114* C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460* F (-273* C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500* F (-295* C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup